你处身于邪恶巫师的山洞 "You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard.
四周布满冰封侏儒的尸首 All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs. "
溶掉……这巫师 Melt- Melt wizard.
你想用什么来熔掉他? "What do you want to melt him with?"
-佐殊-你认为我会用什么? -Josh! - What do you think I want to melt him with?
-拿垃圾出去-等一等 - I told you to take out the garbage! - Just a second!
抛热能…… Throw thermal-
-你听到你妈的话吗?-等一等 - Josh! Didn't you hear what your mother said? - One minute!
佐殊.柏士健 - - Joshua Baskin!
你因迟疑导致重大损失 "Your hesitancy has cost you dearly.
巫师感知你的意图 "The wizard, sensing your apprehension...
发放出冰雾 "unleashes a fatal bolt from the ice scepter.
运气好的话你几百万年后便能溶化 - - With luck, you will thaw in several million years. "
好极! Great.
快点,垃圾都发臭了 Come on, Josh. It's starting to stink up the place.
好了,好了…… Okay, okay, okay.
每天都叫我倒垃圾 Take the garbage out. Every day, take the garbage out. There!
球队陆续进场,观众陷于疯狂 The teams are being led into the field, and the crowds are going crazy! Yeah! Yeah!
等等,洋格队明星投手终于上场…… And wait a minute. It's the Yankees' star pitcher coming out of the bullpen.
-比利在吗?-在后面 - They're screaming! Is Billy there? Okay. - In the back.
劳顿站在投手位置 Rick Rhoden is on the mound for the Yankees.
看捕手垒板,挑选了 He looks into the catcher's mitt, shakes off the first signal...
变化球的信号 takes the turn.
他擦掉眉上的汗珠身子一仰投球出去 He wipes the sweat off his brow, leans back and fires.
再见了,击球手 Yeah! Good-bye, Mr. Spalding!
杰雷德.鲁舒顿 - Oh! - Hey, hey, hey!
你有没有在老师改试卷时走过她身边? You ever go by Simpson's desk when she's grading papers or somethin'?
她俯前时,可以看见里面 She leaned over, you can see right down her shirt.
-不会吧-我发誓 - No. - Swear to God.
-胸罩?-不对,她穿一件套的内衣 - Bra? - No, no. She's got one of those undershirt things.
衹要走近看 So if you get real close to the board...
可以一直看到内裤 you can see all the way down to her flowers.
给我一片香口胶 Yeah. Give me your gum.
要,已有,已有,要的 - Need it, got it, got it, need it. - Hey, hey.
-给我一元吧-天,是仙弗亚 - Give me a dollar! Give me- - Oh, my God. It's Cynthia.
佛迪怎会有这样美的姐姐? How did a geek like Freddie Benson get a sister like that?
我也不知 Beats me.
-想象一下有这样一位男友-你好,佐殊 - I mean, imagine having a boyfriend like that. - Hi, Josh.
天啊,是比利 - Hi. - Oh, my God. It's Billy.
别开跟 - Come on! - Don't start.
他也跟你问好 He says hi!
-投币,投币-难以置信 - Come on, Miss Cheapo. A quarter! A quarter. - Unbelievable!
她喜欢你,我知她喜欢你我你查清楚 God. She likes you. I know she likes you. I'll find out, okay?
吃完晚饭打电话给我 - Don't forget to call me after supper. - Okay.
-要记得仙弗亚的事-不用担心 - Remember about Cynthia. - Don't worry!
我跟你一样感兴趣 I'm as interested as you are.
这不公平 This isn't fair.
我们谈这件事谈了几个月了 Buddy, we've been talkin' about this for months.
你知道等苇曹长大一点就会发生的 You knew this was gonna happen when Rachel got older.
-为何不能在你们房间里-因为 - Why can't she stay in your room? - Because.
作为家庭的一员,有责任分担责任 Bein' part of a family means sharing responsibilities.
那为何是要在我房间里 - Great. But do I have to share my room? -
我是一个人,不是你们的保姆 I'm a person. I am not your maid.
你们明白吗? Can any of you appreciate that?
你们在这里就像是度假一样 You waltz in here like it's some kind of a resort-
悠闲,等吃饭 lounging around, waiting for your dinner to be cooked...
等别人给你烫衣服 your clothes to be ironed.
我呢?你们有没有想过我的感受? What about me, huh? Have you ever once thought about how I feel?
每天工作八小时,回到家里还要这样 Do you know what it's like to work eight hours and come home to this?
每天如此 - - Every single day?
从没有人我 None of you ever offer to help me!
为什么? Why?
我一个人再也做不到了 I can't do it alone anymore.
做不到 - Just can't. -
如果你把房间里发生的事说出去 And if you tell them anything that goes on in this room...
你会后悔的 well, you'll be sorry.
快告诉我 So, will you tell me?
-你真好运-什么意思? - You're in. - What do you mean, I'm in?
-仙弗亚.宾森-她怎么样? - Cynthia Benson. - What about her?
你准备好了吗?她不再喜欢巴里 You ready for this? She doesn't like Barry anymore.
-怎么样?-你还要多问这表示她可接受你追求 - So? - So what do you mean, "so"? That's it. She's available.
-比利,这不表示……-佐殊 - Billy, it doesn't mean- - Josh.
已经过了十二点 Hey, it's after midnight.
-跟比利说晚安吧-晚安,比利,我要挂了 - Now, say good night to Billy. - Good night, Billy. I gotta go.
晚安,柏士健太太 Good night, Mrs. Baskin!
祝你做个美梦 - - Sweet dreams.
好 All right. Come on.
一块钱,来 One dollar. Come on, kid.
看看,需要忙吗? Watch this. Need some help with the hammer?
我准备好了,来 Okay. I'm ready. Here I go. Here I go.
还有一次 I get one more try. One more try.
笑一笑 Okay, honey. Big smile. Big smile.
-来-好 - Go! Go! Go! - Good. Good.
不力,下次好运 Oh, "wimpy"! Better luck next time.
再让我试一次吧,我会很大力的 Let me get one more try? Please? Come on! I can't live with "wimpy."
妈妈,停下 Mommy! Make it stop!
你真的要试这个? You sure you want to go on this thing, son?
-是!-不,这游戏好像不刺激 - Yeah. - No, no. I don't know about this one, Bob.
-很恐怖的-没关系 - No, this looks too scary. - It's okay.
-天-看,我早说 - Oh, my God. - See? I told you.
他不想玩 He doesn't want to go on it.
你不喜欢可以不去 Son, you don't have to go on this thing if you don't feel like it.
不是……衹是我……我想自己上去 No, no. It's just that l- I want to go on myself.
-真的?-是 - You do? - Yeah.
我认为……我认为我该这么做 I think it's something- Yeah, I think it's something I should do.
我们在摩天轮那儿等你 Great. Why don't we meet you at the Ferris wheel?
半个小时 Half hour.
借过 - Excuse me. - Hey!
你干吗啊? - What are you doing? Come on, man. -
小心点 - Watch it. -
扔到另一边了 Sal threw up on the other ride.
太恶心了 It was disgusting.
佐殊 - Josh?
-嗨-嗨 - Oh. Hi. - Hi.
你有坐过吗? Have you been on this before?
-这个?-是 - This? - Yeah.
-坐过-很可怕吗? - Yes. - Is it scary?
-是!-你一个人来吗? - Yes. - Are you here alone?
是 Yes.
看!那不是你父母吗? Look. Aren't those your parents?
-在哪里?-就在那边 - Where? - Right over there.
笑一笑! Honey! Smile!
对! Why, yes.
-他是谁?-这是佐殊 - Hey, who's this? - This is Josh Baskin.
-你好!-他是戴域 - How you doin'? - This is Derek.
-他负责驾驶-下一位 - He drives. - Next.
-你先去-下一位,你 - Go ahead. - Yo, next!
看这个牌子 Whoa! Read this sign.
-身高过此才能坐-什么? - "You must be at least this big to ride this ride." - What? Oh.
不是我规定的 Hey, I don't make the rules, kid.
下一位 - Next!
笨规矩 Well, it's a stupid rule.
看你不如去坐摩天轮吧 Look, why don't you try the Kiddie Whip?
-现在是时候-下一位 - Yeah, it's about time. - You. You.
再见,佐殊-没问题,上来 - See you, Josh. - No problem. Step up.
-小心点-来吧 - Hey, watch it, kid! - Hey. Come on, you guys. Let's go.
投二十五分 "Drop 25 cents here."
来吧 Come on!
来吧,来吧 Work! Work!
好极 Neat!
“请许愿”
要我许愿,好吧 Make my wish. Right.
我希望变大 I wish I were big.
你的愿望已被批准 "Your wish is granted."
快抓到你了 Somebody's gonna get you!
来 Come on. Go! Come on!
怎么了? - - What's the matter?
不 - - Oh, no. Oh, no, no.
不 No.
宝贝,你会吵醒你哥 - - Honey, you'll wake up your brother.
别哭……你和我们一起睡 Come on. Come on. You sleep with us.
别冲动,狗,别逼我 - - Easy, doggie! Easy! Don't make me do it.
我衹是兼职,抱歉 I'm only part-time. Sorry.
佐殊 Josh!
-佐殊-什么事? - Josh! - What?
七点半了快起床 - - It's 7:30. Are you up?
快点,贪睡?你赶不上巴士我也不送你 Come on, sleepyhead! You're gonna miss the bus, and I can't drive you today.
他睡觉时做什么? What does he do in his sleep?
甜心!我给你拿了些干净衣服 - Honey? I put out some clean clothes. -
把脏衣服拿下来洗 Bring down your dungarees and stuff for the laundry, okay?
-好的!-你是否感冒了? - Okay. - You getting a cold, Josh?
不,我很好 No. Fine.
他感冒了 He's got a cold.
苇曹会被傅染,我也会,他爹也会 Now Rachel's gonna get a cold, I'm gonna get a cold, his father's gonna get a cold.
“你的愿望已被批准”
-早餐准备好了,佐殊-立刻便来 - Breakfast is ready, Josh. - Be right there!
快点,蛋快冷了 Josh! Hurry up! Your eggs are getting cold.
拿,好,保守秘密 Hold this. Hold this. Good. Now, can you keep it a secret?
要保守秘密 - - Yeah. Keep it a secret.
抱苇曹下来吧 Bring down Rachel with you, all right?
好的 - Okay.
来吧,来吧 Come on. Come on.
对,就这样,静一点! Oh, yeah. Shh, shh, shh. Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
你要橙汁还是…… - You want orange juice or- -
你不吃早餐了吗? What about your breakfast?
-求求你,不要-对不起! - Don't. Please, don't! Don't! Please! - Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
是我呀 - No! - It's me.
-我是佐殊,妈-不要!不要 - It's Josh. Mom! Mom. - Stop it! Oh, God!
-昨晚我许了愿-别过来 - I made a wish last night. - Oh, please, stop!
-我变成了大人,我向那机器许愿-走开 - I turned into a grown-up. I made this wish on the machine. - Go away!
被变成大人,是昨晚的园游会的时候不!不要! - It turned me into a grown-up. Last night at the carnival. - No! No!
我的生日是11月3日,历史考了B My birthday's November 3. Mom, I got a "B" on my history test.
钱包给你,通通拿去,走开! Here, take the purse. You can have anything that's in it! Go away!
我……的棒球队叫公爵队 - M-M-M-My baseball team is called the Dukes! -
我替你做这个,你打电话给谁? Uh, I made this for you. Who are you calling?
我左膝后有个胎记 - - I have a birthmark behind my left knee!
-混蛋,你将我儿子怎样了?-我便是你儿子呀!妈 - You bastard. What did you do to my son? - I am your son, Mom.
-我孩子在哪里?我儿子在哪里?-妈!妈! - Where is my child? Where is my son? - Oh, Ma! Ma! Ma!
警察!…… - Police! -
抬起头 - - Hands up!
抬起头防守 - Hands up on defense! -
快,这里 Come on! All the way. All the way.
-自己来-好,停下 - It's all yours! - All right, stop!
我这里空了 I'm open! Here! I'm open!
快投 - Shoot it! Yeah! -
-各位,下课了-比利,你太差了 - Gentlemen, this period is over. - You stink, Kopecki!
-快回更衣室,去准备下一节课-比利,你太差了 - Get back to the locker rooms and get on to your next class. - Billy, you stink!
洗好衬衫和短裤 Wash shirts and shorts.
比利,忙 Billy, do us both a favor.
放好球,多练习上篮 Put the balls in the equipment closet and you practice your layup.
穿好衣服,不然我给你好看 Horowitz, pick up that shirt or I'll make you eat it. It stinks!
走快走 Let's go, gentlemen. Hey, let's go now.
-比利-什么? - Billy. - Yeah?
-什么事?-是我 - What? - It's me.
-佐殊-班尼斯教练…… - It's Josh. - Coach Barnes!
-不要,等等-班尼斯教练 - No! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! - Coach Barnes!
住嘴!我是你的好朋友你一定要相信我 Billy, shut up! I'm your best friend! Please, you gotta believe me.
-别伤害我-我可以向你证明,比利,求求你 - Don't hurt me. - I'll prove it to you. Billy, please!
-我不会伤害你-救命 - Look, I'm not gonna hurt you! - Help! Help!
他妈的,比利你听 Goddamn it, Billy Francis Kopecki!
我知我样子变了 Look, I know I don't look like myself, okay?
有些怪事发生了我好害怕,要你忙 But something really strange happened, and I'm really scared! I need your help!
你是我最好的朋友,我可以证明 You're my best friend! I can prove it to you.
佐殊 Josh?
你看来很可怕 You look terrible.
我知道 I know.
他穿蓝色运动服,后面有帽子 He had on a blue, uh, sweatshirt with a hood on it...
前面写“巨人” that said "Giants" across the front.
他跑了进来,跑进房 He-He ran in here. He ran into the kitchen.
他追我围柱子转 He followed me a-around that pillar there...
我走进房,他就脱下裤子 and when I got into the kitchen, he turned around and he pulled down his pants...
让我看他的屁股 and he exposed his heinie.
我受不了 - I-I can't. I can't. -
我当时在家里煮肉汤听到很吵的声音 I was in the house making gravy, and I heard this commotion.
没错,我们看在现场 That's right. We're at the scene right now.
母亲现在情绪很不稳定 We've talked to the mother. She's pretty hysterical.
说出来的不合常理 - She's not making any sense at all.
没有要求赎款,也没有指纹 - There's no ransom note, no prints. There's no nothin; -
这样好了,继续做报告,以策安全 I'll tell you what- file a report, be on the safe side.
-闭嘴-我估计他离家出走 - Shut up! - Bet he ran away.
-我也想-要我你收拾行李吗? - Wish I could. - Want me to pack your bags?
是我 It's me.
你干吗不许愿希望有一百万呢? You couldn't wish for a million dollars?
脱掉,别担心,我会搞定 Take that off. Don't worry. I got it all figured out.
我们进城,你先躲起来 Go to the city, lay low for a couple days...
找出那许愿机,再许个愿 find that Zoltar thing, make your wish.
星期四你便可以回家 You'll be home by Thursday.
我已经长大了 It grew all over.
为何不能告诉他们真相? - Hmm. - Why can't I just tell them what happened?
你妈妈正想杀了你 You did, and your mom tried to kill you.
我会因为这个搞得一团糟的 I'm gonna get in one awful lot of trouble because of this.
他们可能会很高兴看到你你也可能会因此得到一辆新单车 They'll probably be so happy to see you, you'll probably get a new bike out of it.
我们走吧 - Come on. Let's get going. - Oh!
不好意思 Excuse me.
谢谢 Thanks.
她有问题 -She's a problem.
她现在这个时候很容易暴躁 This is the time of day when she gets cranky and she cries.
她每天都这样 She does it every day.
没父母带,我不能去纽约 I'm not supposed to go to New York without my folks.
没事的,拿去 You'll be all right. Here.
-你从哪里拿来的?-我爹的抽 - Where did you get that? - My father's sock drawer.
-你偷的?-是他的紧急用钱 - You stole it? - It's his emergency fund.
好,好,好 Fine! Fine. Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
杀死那个妓女,杀了她,用刀吧 Kill the bitch. Kill her with a knife. Kill her with a knife!
杀死那个妓女,杀了她,用刀吧 Kill the bitch. Kill the bitch. Kill her with a knife.
杀了她,臭妓女 Put it in. Bitch! Kill the bitch!
杀了她 Kill her!
-要找开心吗?-不,谢谢 - You lookin' for some fun tonight, sweet thing? - No, thank you.
-施舍点钱吧-我没有 - Hey, man. Spare some change? - No, not really.
这一家看来不错 Hey, this looks okay.
不见得 No, it doesn't.
圣占士,宗教团体 St. James, Josh. It's religious.
整晚在外,又是没日没夜的? Stay out there all night, all day and all night again?
-嗨-嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
你好,我们要房间 Uh, we would like a hotel room, please.
17元5角一晚,床单定金10元 17.50 a night for the room, $10 deposit for the sheets.
一直走到顶层 You go straight to the top of the stairs.
右面最后一间,浴室隔壁 The last door on the right, next to the bathroom.
等等,我带你去 Wait a second. I'll show you.
好臭! - It smells bad. - Shh.
-祝你住宿,愉快-谢谢你 - Have a pleasant stay. - Thanks.
安琪快离开浴室 Hey, Angel! Get out of that bathroom now!
他整晚都在浴室 He's in that bathroom all night.
我不想一个人留在这里 I don't want to stay here by myself.
我没办法,佐殊,我十点前要赶回家 I can't help it, Josh. I gotta be home by 10:00.
我明天不上课 Look, I'll cut classes tomorrow.
很快便可找到许愿机 We'll find that Zoltar thing before you know it, okay?
衹住一晚,好吗? Just one night. All right?
-好吧-好! - All right. - Good.
-如果我睡不呢?-最好你睡不 - What if I can't sleep? - It's probably better if you don't.
明早见 See you in the morning.
-什么时候?-八时半 - Well, you know, like, what time? - 8:30.
是我便会锁上链 I'd use the chain, if I were you.
好,出来,开门 All right. Come on out. Open the door.
走开 Stay away from here.
就算你没钱,也让得出来给我看看 If you don't have the money, don't show us your face over here!
妈的 Goddamn it!
-出去-给我钱 - Get out! - Watch the money! Give me that!
妈 Mom. Mom.
我们今天真的能找到吗? You really think we'll find it today?
这城市很大一定有上百万部许愿机的 It's a big city, Josh. I bet there's a million Zoltar machines.
那该从哪里找起? Well, where should we start first?
不知道,到下一条街找找 I don't know. Oh, let- Let's try the next street.
-我说过不是计算机游戏-那么是什么? - I told you, it's not a video game. - Then what is it?
总之不是计算机游戏 Well, it's not a video game.
这一部有数字,这一部呢? This one's got a number on it. Does yours?
-不是,这一部……-你干什么? - No. Wait. Here's one. - What are you doing? What are you doing?
-干什么呀?-你有许愿机吗? - What are you doing? - Do you have Zoltar?
我告诉过你,没有我去后面看过存货,有发电屋 No, I told you, I looked in the back. I've got Powerhouse-
-我们想找许愿机-我没有 - We really need Zoltar. - I haven't got it.
-娱乐厅的人怎么说-说需要牌照 - What did the guy at the arcade say? - They have to license them.
-我们现在在哪?-在牌照局 - And where are we? - Uh, the licensing bureau.
好,那我们就去拿一份所有嘉年华会的名单 Right. So all we gotta do is get a list of all the carnivals then track it down.
你别再闷闷不乐了 Will you quit your moping now?
-我没有闷闷不乐-有何贵干? - I'm not mopin'. - Can I help you?
-我们要一份嘉年华会的名单-还有娱乐厅的 - Yes. We would like a list of all carnivals and fairs. - And arcades.
-好-嘉年华会 Yeah. - Carnivals and fairs.
-11号房,去消费者部门试试-谢谢 - Try Consumer Affairs down the hall, room 111. - Thank you.
一式三份表格,5元手续费 Fill this out in triplicate. Five dollar filing charge.
-看-手续要一个月,6星期后拿 - See? - One month to process. You get it in six weeks.
-6星期?-有时更久,但可能你会运气好 - Six weeks? - Sometimes longer, but you could get lucky.
下一位 Next, please!
一式三份 Fill this out in triplicate.
我以后都是30岁 I'm gonna be 30 years old for the rest of my life.
别这样,我们会想到办法的 Would you come on? We'll figure something out.
何……你可能不止30岁 By the way, you may be older than that.
现在怎办? So now what?
-我每天放学来看你-怎样? - I'll come and see you every day after school. - How?
我骗说参加了篮球队 I'll tell them I made the basketball team.
-我没有事做-去找工作 - I won't have nothin' to do. - You can get a job.
-我不能-为什么?跟上课差不多 - Can't get a job. - Why? Can't be any different than school.
-你会做什么?-做小纸球 - What are you good at? - I don't know. Making spitballs?
-做送货员可以吗?-我不会开车 - How 'bout a delivery man? - I don't know how to drive.
没错 Yeah, right.
心脏科技术员,土木工程师 Cardiological technician. Civil engineer.
-可以吃你的樱桃吗?-随便 - You're not gonna eat your cherry? - Go ahead.
-文员-比利 - Clerical transcriber. - Billy.
恶心 - Yeah.
-天,好恶心-理单 - Gross. God, that's gross! - Check, please.
-还有呢?-收费员,文员 - Go to the next column. - Collection agent. Company clerk.
-计算机操作员,建筑工程师-计算机操作员? - Computer operator. Construction engineer. - Computer operator?
-什么?-计算机操作员,念念看 - What? - Computer operator. Read that one.
-别老师惦记计算机-念念看 - Josh, will you quit with your stupid computers! - Just read it.
-麦米伦玩具-是玩具! - "MacMillan Toys." Toys! - Toys!
“招聘有工作经验的计算机操作员,处理系统管理” "Seeking experienced computer operators for all levels of system management.
“必须会数据更新,故障排除” "Candidates must perform data updates, malfunction isolation...
-“监视簇性能”-“性能”,我会 - monitoring of cluster performance." - "Performance." I can do that.
-你会?-是的 - You can? - Sure.
-他们使用HP3000s-你懂? - Hey, great. They use H.P. 3000s. - You understand all that?
是个旧系统 Well, it's- It's an old system, but, you know-
-我们去哪?-去麦米伦应聘 - Where do we go? - Um, "Apply in person, MacMillan Toys."
-好,走吧-小姐,小姐 - All right. Let's go. - Miss? Miss?
小姐 Miss?
你看起来不错 You look good.
-麦米伦玩具-就这里 - MacMillan Toys! - There it is!
麦米伦玩具,你好 - - MacMillan Toys. May I help you?
-我你连线-这是申请表吗? - I'll connect you. - Are these the applications?
-是,请坐-接下来呢? - Yes. Just have a seat. I'll call your name. - What's next?
-这里-工作经验 - There. - Previous employment.
-派报纸-不能写这个 - Your paper route. - I don't think I can put that.
-派报主任-对! - Neighborhood circulation director? - Yeah!
请稍等 Yes. Hold on just a moment, please.
他写什么? What's he got?
算了,别管他 Hey, don't worry about it.
社会保险号码? Um, social security number?
32-17-25 32-17-25.
-是什么号码?-我的锁号码 - What is that? - It's my locker combination.
-好极-柏士健先生 - Great. - Mr. Baskin?
-柏士健先生-我是 - Mr. Baskin? - Y-Yes. Yes.
人事主任可以见你了 The personnel director will see you now.
你儿子在外面等吧 Uh, your son can wait out here.
好的,儿子,你要乖 Yeah, okay. Son, you should sit down.
-别惹麻烦-好的,爹 - And don't give the lady any trouble now. - Sure, Dad.
这边 - This way.
记,要双目直视 Don't forget- look him in the eye!
社会保险号码少了两位数 There's a couple of numbers missing on your social security.
这个……12 Oh. Oh, 12.
012.
-你有4年经验-对! - It says here you've got four years' experience. - Yes.
-全都是计算机方面-是 - All on computers. - Yes.
你念那所学校? Where did you go to school?
乔治华盛顿 It was- It was called George Washington.
我妹夫在那拿了博士学位 Oh, G.W. My brother-in-law got his doctorate there.
-有否入学联会?-有,每天早上 - Did you pledge? - Yes, every morning.
又是这样,戴维,那女孩完全没用 It happened again. David, the girl is absolutely useless.
你要给我找个会做事的,抱歉! You have got to give me someone who knows what she is doing. Excuse me.
我的信收不到,没有做档案 I'm not getting any of my mail. Nothing has been filed.
她订婚后,我每天都苦不堪言 Ever since she got engaged, my life has been a disaster.
她是别人大力推荐来的 Well, you know, she came so highly recommended.
3个月每天都在写夫姓茱迪.希斯太太 She spent the last three months writing down her married name. Mrs. Judy Hicks.
当奴.希斯太太茱迪.米森.希斯太太 Mrs. Donald Hicks. Mrs. Judy Mitchellson Hicks.
加连号的,不加连号的 Sometimes with a hyphen, sometimes without a hyphen.
有时还念出连号 - Sometimes she spells the hyphen. -
-我不知道该调她去哪里?-叫她失业吧 - Well, I really don't know where I can put her. - Put her on unemployment.
-你几时可以上班?-随时 - When can you start? - Soon.
麦米伦玩具,我会转 MacMillan Toys. I'll transfer.
-布迪-苏珊 - Brent. - Susan.
-米德雷在哪?-她请病假 - Where's Mildred? - She's out sick.
又病假 - Again. -
很容易洗 - And it's easy to clean. -
很容易洗,这很重要 That's very important, that you're easy to clean.
打开那个 Open that one.
怎么回事? What's so-What's the joke?
-很小吗?-劳伦斯小姐 - Is it a small? - Oh, Miss Lawrence.
但她打开礼物 See, when she opens her shower presents...
她说的东西都会在婚礼当晚说出来衹是她不知道 everything she says she'll say on her wedding night, only she doesn't know it.
-素以,当我们……-谁去接我的电话? - So, when we read the list to her- - Who's answering my phone?
粉色的 - Oh, it's pink. -
我去接 Oh. I'll get it.
我要毛巾,谢谢 Oh, I needed towels. Thank you very much.
保罗.达文波特办公室 - - Paul Davenport's office.
-有什么可以您?-我是苏珊.劳伦斯,他在吗? - Can I help you? - Susan Lawrence. Is he in?
-在-谢谢 - Of course. - Thank you.
-苏珊-保罗 - Susan. - Paul.
如果我今晚没有人,我一定…… If I don't have a man tonight, I'm absolutely going-
-麦米伦先生在第二线-好,我等 - Mr. MacMillan's on line two. - Yeah, I'll hold.
自动开启 An automatic switch-on-
这是格纹多林公主的声音 These are the preliminary voice runs on Princess Gwendolyn.
所有意见将在周四前递交给杰克.泰勒 All comments should be directed to Jack Taylor no later than Thursday.
有一天,我会找到我的王子 One day, I'll find my prince.
另一个版本 Alternate version number one:
另一个版本
我要你从你妈妈的钱包里把钱都偷出来 I want you to steal all the money from Mummy's purse...
买我的饰品 and buy all my accessories.
你给我买越多,我就越爱你 The more you buy me, the more I'll love you.
开玩笑,苏珊 - Just kidding, Susan. -
你先处理上星期幼童玩具的定单 I thought we'd start you off on last week's preschool orders.
需要几天时间,正好熟悉一下环境 It should take a few days. Give you a chance to find your way around.
-你吸吗?-吸过一次 - Do you smoke? - Well, just that once, but-
衹能在休息时在咖啡室吸 Only on breaks, and in the coffee room.
这些工作不难 Most of that's pretty straightforward stuff.
有问题来找我,祝你好运 You have any questions, come to me. Good luck.
再见 Bye.
小连环 The Dinky Link.
Seven.
占美玩具盒 - Jimmy's Toy Box. - Psst.
斯古维.赫米 Screwy Hermie.
我是史葛.布南 Hey. Psst. Hey. I'm Scott Brennen.
我是佐殊.柏士健 Uh, l-I'm Josh Baskin.
你想害大家炒鱿鱼吗? Listen, what are you trying to do, get us all fired?
不要急,慢慢做 - Huh? - Gotta slow down. Pace yourself.
-慢慢来-对不起 - Slowly. Slowly. Slow. - Sorry.
-今天是我第一天上班-我知道 - Today's my first day. - I know.
-你在这里工作多久了?-5年 - So, how long have you worked here? - Five years.
工作虽无聊,福利还不错 Work stinks, but the fringe benefits are great.
看见穿红衣的女孩吗? See that girl over there in the red?
我们叫她有求必应 Say hi to her, and she's yours.
两条腿夹得你要求饶 She'll wrap her legs around you so tight, you'll be begging for mercy.
我会离她远一点 Well, I'll stay away from her then.
对不起 - Excuse me.
布南,我昨天已给你 Yeah. Brennen. I gave it to you yesterday.
是在这里 Oh, here it is.
我没空影印,新来的可以做 I don't have time to xerox it. Let the new guy do it.
我们还没有发货 We still- We haven't shipped it out yet.
安静一点,别人在工作 You gotta be quiet. People are tryin' to work here.
-等等-他们想不到 - Hey, wait! - They can't think.
我们去另一个房间看玩具,来 We're gonna go in the other room and see some toys. Come on.
来,别走散 - Come on, you guys. Stay together.
来 Come on, guys.
出事了 Trouble.
怀孕了? We're pregnant?
抱抱熊销量大 Huggy Bear took a nosedive.
不可能 That's not possible.
看看数据,保罗第三季的利润下降40% Look at these figures, Paul. Third-quarter profits off 40%.
预订单少55% Pre-orders down 55.
我不是说一个玩具,是说整一条线 I'm not talking about one toy. I'm talking about the whole goddamn line:
抱抱熊妈妈,抱抱熊爸爸 Huggy Bear Mama, Huggy Bear Papa.
还有宝宝,下降了60% Goddamn Baby's off 60%.
你一定心情不好 You must feel awful.
-我一定心情不好?-你一定是 - I must feel awful? - You must.
保罗 Paul, uh-
保罗,我觉得,应该是我们心情不好 Paul, l- I think we must feel awful.
是的,我也心情不太好 Well, yeah. I feel bad too.
这条线是你的主意 This whole line was your idea.
我觉得你应该马上与麦米伦商谈 I think that if you just march right in and talk with MacMillan-
这不是我的错 It's not my fault.
我们现在是解问题还是在追究责任? Honey, are we trying to fix this thing or are we tryin' to place blame?
如果会让你感觉好些我会和你一起进去,听你跟他谈 If it'll make you feel better, I'll go in there with you while you talk to him.
谢谢 Thank you.
我把他知道的都告诉他 I taught him everything he knows.
马上 Mm-hmm. Right up.
麦米伦玩具,我是马修 Hi, this is Matthew with MacMillan Toys.
我住在小河旁边 - Yeah, well, I live right over by the river. -
我需要确认你的地址 And I just need to confirm your address.
你在黎明前看见过布鲁克林吗? You ever seen Brooklyn by dawn?
好像我在求你?我是在求你 Hey, hey. Does it sound like I'm beggin'? I am.
喂 Hello?
-喂!-喂! - Hello? - Hello.
-柏士健太太?-我是 - Mrs. Baskin? - Yes?
-你好吗?-你是谁? - How are you? - Who is this?
我衹想告诉你 I just wanted you to know that, uh...
佐殊没事,一切很好 Josh is all right, and he's okay and everything.
你掳了我儿子? You have my boy?
对!他会安然无恙地回去 Yeah, and y-you're gonna get him back just the way he was.
我发誓,你胆敢伤害他 Look, I swear to God, if you do anything to him...
敢碰他一根寒毛 if you touch one hair on his head...
我这一辈子不会放过你的 I will spend the rest of my life making sure you suffer.
多谢 Wow. Thanks.
-我要跟佐殊谈话-他现在不能接电话 - Let me talk to Josh. - Oh, he can't come to the phone right now.
为什么?为什么?你对他做了什么? Why not? Why not? What did you do to him?
什么也没有,他是个乖孩子 I didn't do anything to him. I think he's a terrific kid.
我要你证明他没事 I want proof that he's all right.
好吧…… Uh, all right.
你问一些衹有他知道的事 Um, a-ask me something th-that- that only he would know.
我再转问他,你就知道他有没有事 Then I'll ask him for you, and that way you'll know that he's okay.
问他小时候我常唱什么歌 Ask him what I used to sing to him when he was a little boy.
-可不可以问另一样-问他 - Isn't there something else that you'd rather ask him? - Ask him.
知道了,知道了 I got it. I got it.
你很快会见到他 Look, you're gonna see him again really soon.
我保证,我发誓…… I promise. I cross my heart and hope to-
迟些再谈 Uh, we'll talk about this later.
-胡说八道-别忘了好的数据 - That's total bullshit, Paul! - But, sir, the favorability rating-
衹要小孩喜欢的话,玩具就有销路 Let's not lie to ourselves. If a kid likes a toy, it sells. That's all.
可是调查显示 But every bit of research and focus testing shows-
研究调查都对,小孩子就是不喜欢 It worked in research. It worked in the testing. It just didn't work with the kids.
-对不起……-你怎么走路的? - Oh, sorry. - Why don't you watch where the hell you're going!
-没事吧?-没事! - Are you okay? - I am fine.
这样乱跑会死人的 You could kill somebody running around here like that!
老板有时也该被人顶撞一下 Paul, a boss should get knocked on his ass once in a while.
-对他们有好处-我说还是去看医生 - It's good for him. - I don't know, sir. You should see a doctor.
拜托,我没事,一点事也没有 For crying out loud, Paul, I'm fine! I'm fine!
-抱歉!-你要去那里? - Sorry, sir. Sorry. - Where were you going anyway, son?
我正…… Um, I was, uh-
我去影印室,他们5点前要 I was going to the Xerox room 'cause they needed these by 5:00.
很好,有冲劲没什么不好 Oh! That's good. Nothing wrong with a little hustle.
没不好 Nothing at all.
对吧?保罗 Right, Paul?
很高兴看到改变的冲劲 It's good to see a little hustle for a change.
他是什么意思? What did he mean?
先生,先生 I hustle. Uh, sir? Sir!
下来,下来,离开这里 - Get down! Get down! Get out of the area!
他拿了我的钱,抓住他 - He's got my money. Get'in!
-哈里斯-谢谢 - Ferris! - Thank you.
柏南 Brennen!
柏士健 Baskin!
-这是什么?-发工资 - What is this? - Payday.
-我的呢?-187元? - Hey, Walt. Where's mine? - $187?
你觉得很少,是不是? They really screw you, don't they?
-“在下面签名”,嗨-嗨 - "Sign below." Hi. - Hi.
你要换几元钞票? Okay. So how would you like that?
驾照 Could I have your driver's license, please?
好吧! - Okay. - All right.
一张百元大钞,87张一元钞 Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.
-1-1,2 - One- - One, two-
-3,4,5,6-3,4,5,6 - three, four, five, six- - three, four, five, six-
-7,8,9,10-7,8,9 - seven, eight, nine, 10! - Seven, eight, nine-
看看,看看,太棒了 Look at it. Look at it. It's beautiful.
这些钱要怎么办? Look at this. You know what we're gonna do with this?
-什么?-花掉它 - What? - Spend it!
我以后都不想再吃了 - ## - I'm never eating again.
不是那么差 It wasn't that bad.
都是坐船害的 It was the boat ride that did it.
不,是?皮 No. It was the pork rinds.
?皮! Pork rinds!
-真开心,是不是?-当然 - We sure had fun, didn't we? - Yeah. Yeah, we sure did.
让孩子静一下 - Get that baby to shut up. Come on.
我可以让孩子我 I could use some help with the baby.
我可以你,你快让我发疯了 Oh, please. I'm- I give you all the help I can. I- You drive me nuts.
你从来都不在 You are never here.
我要出去,马上回来 I'm just goin' out for a little while. I'll be back when I want to, okay?
-喂-喂 - Hello? - Hello.
-是柏士健家里吗?-是的 - Uh, is this the Baskin residence? - Yes.
-嗨-你是谁? - Hi. - Who's this?
我们正在 We're conducting a, uh-
做一个顾客调查 a consumer s-survey and we were wondering...
你们一般会给家人什么药吃? what kind of medicine... you would give to your family.
-干吗用?-肚子疼 - For what? - For a stomachache.
用拜托比莫 Pepto-Bismol.
-多久吃一次?-四个小时 - How-How often do you give that? - Every four hours.
我要挂了 - I gotta go.
四个小时 - Every four hours.
好 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
佐殊 Josh! Josh!
-狗儿-不,别靠近狗 - Doggie! - No-No. Get away from that dog.
-别靠近狗-狗,我要摸他 - Come on. Get away from that dog. - Doggie. I wanna pet him!
-狗儿-我们进去给你买橡皮球 - Doggie! - We'll go inside and buy you a nice gum ball.
好 Okay.
如何才能停下? - - How did you get it to stop?
好,第二个门,那边 Right. Okay. Second door. Right there.
这样飞出去,看看你们可不可以 - Okay. This one is goin' way out. See if you can get this one.
另一架 - - Okay. Another big one.
不公平 Hey, no fair! Hey.
天啊,离这个怪人远点 Oh, my God. Just keep away from the strange man.
-捉住了-你叫什么名字? - Gotcha. - What's your name?
-祖儿,你呢?-我叫佐殊 - Jordan. What's yours? - My name's Josh.
-我要打死你,佐殊-你被我打中了 - I'm gonna blow you away, Josh. - I just got you!
-没可能-我打中你了 - No way! You're closer. Get back here! - I got you!
大坏蛋 You big gawk.
-你是我的员工吗?-是 - You work for me, don't you? - Yes.
我想也是,你带小孩来玩? I thought so. What, are you here with your kids?
不是 No.
-我最后一个-不 - I got the last! - Did not.
我到处看看而已 - I was just looking around. - Oh.
我也是,我每星期六都来 Me too. I come here every Saturday.
市场报告看不到这些 You can't see this on a marketing report.
市场报告是什么? What's a marketing report?
轮到我了 Come on! It's my turn!
这样,来吧! Exactly. Come on.
你觉得这个怎样? What do you think of that?
冠军曲棍球? - The Championship Hockey? - Yeah.
-我喜欢,衹不过……-怎么样? - Oh, I love it. Only that- - Only what?
-零件不会动-什么意思? - Well, the pieces don't move. - What do you mean?
以往的,人可以在冰上,滑上滑下 Well, on the old set, you could slide the men up and down the ice.
新型的衹会打转 Now all they do is spin around.
旧的比较逼真,为什么要改? It's more like real hockey the old way. Why'd they change it?
我不知道 I don't know.
太空战士不错,因为零件可以换 See, the Starfighters are good because you can change all the pieces.
我不喜欢星球战士组 But I never liked the Galacticons.
衹有一个机器人,而且没有车子 You only get one robot, and they don't come with a vehicle.
-原来如此-你不能放到水底,否则 - I see. - Plus, you can't take 'em underwater. If you do-
太好了 Neat.
我们再去看 Okay, uh, let's check out the-
-你学过钢琴?-3年 - Piano lessons? - Three years.
我也是,放学后每天弹 Me too. Every day after school.
筷子歌 "Chopsticks."
-你是那个部门的?-计算机部? - What department did you say you were in? - I'm in Computers.
-计算机部?-是的 - Computers? - Yeah. Yeah.
你省了我时间去健身 You just saved me a trip to the gym, son.
根据研究,这东西应该直达顶部 According to the studies, this thing should go straight through the roof.
-小心点!-对不起 - Hey! Hey! Watch it, fella. - Sorry. Sorry.
产品发展部副总裁 Vice president in charge of product development.
副总裁?他来了才一星期便当副总裁 Vice president? He's only been here a week!
而且是数据处理组调来的 And he came from Data Processing.
他一定是神经病 He's out of his mind. The old man has finally lost it.
-还让他用人的旧办公室-卜…… - Did you know he gave him Bob's old office? - Bob's-
卜的办公室比我的还大 Bob's office is bigger than my office!
肯定有特别原因这种事不会无故发生 There's gotta be a reason. Things like this don't happen unless there's a reason.
如果总裁死了,你便代替他? That means if the president dies, you get to take over?
-不,这儿有几百个副总裁准备好了吗?好了,柏士健先生 - No. They got a hundred of' em. Are we ready? - Yes, Mr. Baskin.
请进 Come on in.
你看看,这里比校长室还大 Look at this place. It's bigger than the principal's office!
-你怎么知道?-记得科学课的爆炸吗? - How would you know? - Remember that explosion in science?
-是的-百节重型车 - Oh, yeah. - Truckapillar!
59元9角5分 59.95.
-你可知成本衹要十元-没可能 - You know that only costs 10 bucks to make? - Get outta here!
这是什么?这个……他们放在这儿,没什么意思 - What is this? - Oh. They just put this in here. It doesn't mean anything.
你负责做什么? So, what do they make you do for all this?
我先玩玩具再把自己的感想告诉他们 Well, I play with all of this stuff, and then I go in and tell 'em what I think.
-就这么简单?-对! - That's it? - Yeah.
-还付你薪水?-对 - And they pay you for that? - Yeah.
傻瓜 Suckers!
谢谢,柏德臣小姐 Thank you, Miss Patterson.
柏德臣小姐,麻烦要媒体部 Hey, Miss Patterson, could you call Media and have them send up...
把美式足球赛录像带送来顺便把广告等剪掉 the video of the Giants-Broncos Super Bowl and have them edit out the commercials and stuff?
-是的,柏士健先生-谢谢 - Yes, Mr. Baskin. - Thanks.
-柏德臣小姐-你真是最幸运的人 - Miss Patterson. - You're the luckiest guy I know.
-好-达文波特先生 - Great. - Mr. Davenport.
试把填料弄掉 Try taking some of the padding out.
-销售额很高-那些测试分数…… - Projected sales are gonna go through the roof. - Those test scores-
这是办公室,不是游乐场 - Whoa! - Oh-You know, this is an office, not a playground.
杀人吧 Kill somebody-
马特尔公司查过吗? - Did you check Mattel? - Nothing.
没有 Time now to check the day's business news.
-科尔克公司呢?-没有 - Coleco? - Zero.
他不可能突然出现 He can't come from nowhere, Susan. He has to come from somewhere.
夏士普呢?查过了,还有渔人派斯及奇幻世界 - How 'bout Hasbro? - Yes. And Fisher-Price and Worlds of Wonder.
-我已打了电话,没有人听过他-好极 - I have called everywhere. Nobody's ever heard of him. - This is just terrific!
不是我的错 - It's not my fault. - Shh!
-今天抓获第十八个人-我认识他 - Today's arrests bring the current total to 18- - I know him.
包括五名副总裁 Those under indictment include five senior vice presidents-
他们在抓商人了?赚钱也是犯罪? Now they're arresting businessmen? The new American crime, tryin' to earn a living?
-在华尔街的最隐秘处-柏士健 ...the most coveted position on Wall Street- Baskin!
苏珊,他一定是从哪里来的 Susan, he has to come from somewhere.
面对现实吧他是从计算机数据处理来的 Let's face it, Paul. The guy comes from Data Processing.
太好了,简直好极,好极 Terrific. That's just terrific. This is just terrific!
你太神经过敏了,保罗 You're being paranoid, Paul.
这市场调查报告花了半年 These tests were conducted over a six-month period...
在8个交垒的人口区分中使用双盲测试法做的 using a double-blind format of eight overlapping demographic groups.
全美每一区都有抽样 Every region of the country was sampled.
结果显示产品受 The focus testing showed a solid base...
9到11岁对象欢迎 in the nine-to-11-year-old bracket...
甚至可吸引12岁 with a possible carryover into the 12-year-olds.
就高巴与变形玩具的结果有37%的市场占有率 When you consider that GoBots and Transformers pull 37% market share-
抱歉! I'm sorry.
我们也以同一区域为目标 And that we are targeting the same area...
我认为可以取得四分之一市场 I think that we should see one-quarter of that...
相等于去年营业额的五分之一 and that is one-fifth of the total revenue from all of last year.
-好极,保罗-谢谢,谢谢 - Excellent, Paul. - Thank you. Thank you.
有问题吗? - Any questions?
-我没有-我没有 - No. - Not from me.
请! - Yes?
-请!-我不明白 - Yes? - I don't get it.
到底哪儿不明白? What, exactly, don't you get?
这玩具把建筑物变成机械人 It turns from a building into a robot. Right?
完全正确 Precisely.
那有什么好玩? - Well, what's fun about that?
若你看业界分布报告 Well, if you had read your industry breakdown...
该明白本公司人物造型玩具 you would see that our success in the action figure area...
这两年来已由27%爬升到45%的销售额 has climbed from 27% to 45% in the last two years.
可能对你有助 There. That might help.
我还是不明白 - Yes? - I-I still don't get it.
哪里? What?
-你哪一点不明白?佐殊-已有许多机械人变身玩具 - What don't you get, Josh? - There's a million robots that turn into something.
而这是用建筑物来变型的建筑物有什么好玩? This is a building that turns into a robot. What's fun about playing with a building?
这是摩天大 This is a skyscraper.
可不可以是机械人变昆虫? Well, couldn't it be, like, a robot that turns into, like, a bug or something?
-昆虫?-对! - A bug? - Yeah.
例如史前昆虫,有大钳,可以夹起车子把车子压碎那种 - Aprehistoric insect with claws that could pick up a car. - Interesting.
-史前变形机械人?-有意思 - A prehistoric Transformer? - Interesting.
-机械人变形成昆虫-各位…… - So the robot turns into a bug? - Uh, gentlemen-
他的构思很好,听他说说看 You've got a very good idea here!
机械人变成昆虫 The robot turns into a bug!
这个概念真妙 - This is a great idea! - Wh-
-不同大小-可以做甲虫 - Different sizes- - Susan, we could do ladybugs!
-让昆虫破坏大-适合小女孩玩的 - You could have him wreck buildings. - Transformers for girls!
大是死的,昆虫可以活动有太多可能性 A building is inert. A bug, it moves, it's got all kinds of possibilities.
这事早有预谋 This doesn't just happen. This guy-This doesn't happen.
他有备而来 - He doesn't just come to a meeting and say "bugs." - Uh-
表现不错,佐殊,好极 Well done, Josh. Well done.
他好毒 Oh-ho! He is vicious!
-没那么严重吧-别开玩笑了,那小子杀人不见血 - He's not vicious. - Don't kid yourself. That man is a killer.
他衹不过说他不明白而已 All he said was, he didn't get it.
我不明白,我不明白,我们做昆虫 "I don't get it. I don't get it. Let's make it a bug!"
他为了升要置我于死地 He was going for the throat, trying to eviscerate me.
你看到麦米伦的表情吗? Did you see the look on MacMillan's face?
风格独特 It's quite a unique space.
隔间很方正 The lines are so clean, and you don't get any of that partition quality.
楼高五十 ,实木地板 It has 50-foot ceilings, old hardwood floors...
巨型交柜,现代化房 ample closet space, a modern kitchen...
全新浴室,安装有喷射按摩浴池 a brand-new bathroom with a jet-stream Jacuzzi.
我们就租这里 We'll take it!
柏士健,送租赁家私来的 Baskin! Rental delivery!
出来 Come out. Come out.
-你疯了?-多么近! - Hey! What, are you nuts? - So close.
亲爱的爸爸妈妈 - Dear Mom and Dad:
他们说…… They said...
我可以写信 that I could write you...
让你们知道我没事 and let you know I was okay.
看看 Whoa! Check it out!
目前为止,他们对我很好 So far they're treating me fine.
-有足食用-两分 - I got enough to eat- - Two!
而且很安全 And am perfectly safe.
-篮板球-他们说我…… - Rebound! Two! - They say I'll get out of here...
再一个月便可离开 In about a month.
这段期间 In the meantime...
一切就像在夏令营 it's a lot like camp.
我看电视 I watch TV-
好了,好了,好了 - I got it! I got it! I got it! - Hooray!
甚至有时还可以 And even get outside...
出外走走 once in a while.
我知道…… I know...
你们很挂念我 you miss me...
但请不要担心 but try not to worry.
我认为…… - - I think...
这经验 this experience...
对我可能很有益 - might even be good for me. - Knocked him out!
我深爱你们 I love you very much...
我知道…… and I know...
我们很快便能见面 I'll see you soon.
我的儿子…… Your son...
佐殊 Joshua.
附言 P.S.
请代我吻妹妹苇曹 Give Rachel a kiss from her big brother.
对不起,我来晚了,电脑崩溃了45分钟 Sorry I'm late. The computers were down for, like, 45 minutes.
我无能为力 There was nothing I could do about it.
-这是什么?-给我妈的信 - What is this? - It's a letter to my mom.
-她会觉得很糟糕-你别寄 - She's gonna feel-This is terrible! - No. You don't mail it-
-她会暴跳尖叫的-不 - You're gonna get her all screamin' and cryin'- - No, I'm not.
衹是说我没事而已 It's just a letter to say I'm okay and stuff.
我为何不能跟你一起去 Come on. Why can't I go with you?
比利,我跟你说过衹有公司的人可以去 Bill- I told you, Billy. It's only for people in the company, so you can't.
-我可以当你的助手-比利 - I could be your assistant. - Billy!
好,你尽管去派对 Fine. Fine. Just go to your fancy party...
我则呆在家里等嘉年华会的名单 while I stay at home by my mailbox and wait for your stupid carnival list.
-就这一次,好吗?-好 - It's just this once, okay? - Sure.
很好看 - Yes. That's a beautiful fit.
保罗,拿,过去镜子那边 Here, Paul. Take this, go over to the mirror...
带上帽子看看 put the hat on and look at yourself.
这个是什么颜色? What color would you call this?
-有什么可以你?-我要租一套燕尾服 - Can I help you? - Yeah. I'd like to rent a tuxedo.
参加什么场合用的? Uh, I see. Is-Is-Is there any particular occasion?
他的公司开派对 Yeah. His company is havin' a party.
那可以选简单一点的 Uh, well, then you probably want something simple.
或者可以选黑色的 Maybe a nice black, uh, with a p-p-p-
看看 Whoa! Check it out.
-摸一下,觉得如何?-我喜欢 - Oh, wow. Feel that. What do you think? - I like it.
看这个 Look at these.
这种燕尾服一般学生比较喜欢 Uh, usually this type of tuxedo is popular with students-
-一般适合年轻人-看这个 - senior proms, juvenile dress-ups and maybe a fancy p- - Look at this one.
这是什么燕尾服? - Ooh. - What kind of tuxedo is this?
那不是燕尾服,是大礼服 That's not a tuxedo! That's a morning coat.
-这个叫什么?-很丑 - Well, what do you call this? - Ugly.
我看到了 Oh, hey. I've got it.
我马上回来 Excuse me. I'll be right back. Oy.
我真的想回家 - I really wanna go home.
我们重新再来一次 Maybe we got off on the wrong foot. Let's start again.
闻一闻我的颈 Hey, smell my neck.
-我希望可以加薪-加薪 - I was hopin' for a raise, sir. - A raise.
-就加一点-好,加一点 - Just-Just-Just a little one. - All right, a little one.
你好好玩,我看看能否办到 Uh, have a good time. I'll see what I can do.
-好,谢谢-没事 - Okay. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. - All right.
乔治,不能卖玩具给大人要卖给小孩 Come on, George. You can't sell to the parents. You sell to the kids.
我不同意 I disagree.
听,你早上7点叫他们而他们还在睡觉 Listen. You hit 'em at 7:00 in the morning while their folks are still asleep.
然后你让他们熬三个小时 Then you get 'em good and jacked up for three hours...
等到10点,他们会把房子掀掉 so that by 10:00, they're rippin' the house apart.
是时机问题,乔治 It's timing, George. Timing.
你要大人起来 You want that parent to wake up...
听小詹妮弗说“小娃娃,小娃娃” listening to little Jennifer screaming, "Puppy Pal, Puppy Pal."
-实在很完美,我玩得很,愉快-很高兴知道,柏德臣小姐 - It's very beautiful and I'm having a lovely time. - I'm delighted, Miss Patterson.
比去年更好,我衹想告诉你这句话 It's much better than last year. I just wanted to tell you that.
你们好吗? - - How are you gents doing here?
-再给我一杯威士忌-马上来 - Double up on the scotch, will you? - Right away, sir.
给 Here you are, sir.
-苏珊-我很喜欢你的礼服 - Susan. - Love your tux.
穿什么都一样 - I think it's the same as the ma? Tre d's. -
邓柏里系列已定了吗? Yeah. Have you decided what you're doing on the Danbury line?
还没有 No, I haven't.
如果当初你肯接受 Well, uh, I think if you got everyone's input up front...
大家的建议…… I mean, right from the beginning, you can-
-苏珊,喝杯洒吧-什么! - Susan, have a drink. - What?
喝几杯吧,现在是派对时候 Have a couple of drinks. It's a party.
看看 Look at this!
天…… Oh, God!
真高兴你来到 Josh! I'm glad you could make it.
我赌他又加薪了 Bet he gets another raise.
我认为这才算真正的礼服 Now, that's what I call a tuxedo.
我租来的不过这蝴蝶结是我亲手打的 I rented it. This is a real bow tie though. I tied it myself.
-所以才迟到-你一点也不迟 - That's why I was late. - No, you're not late at all.
-我带你去走一圈-柏德臣小姐,你好,我开会时见过他 - Let me show you around. - There's Miss Patterson. Hi. There's a guy from the meeting!
-你要香槟吗,还是红酒?-不,牛奶就行了 - Would you like a drink- uh, champagne, glass of wine? - No, just some milk.
干吗不?你开车? Why not? You on the wagon?
不,我参加派对 No, I'm at a party.
对屁股有效 It works on your hips.
你要用另一套去锻练大腿,真的 You need a whole other exercise for your thighs. It's true.
嗨 Hi.
我拿个盘 Let me grab a plate here.
这个不错 Excuse me. This looks good.
说我不能清偿 ...from the I.R.S. Tells me that I can't amortize like that...
所以我给他看了时间表 s-so I show him the schedule...
他说,这个会计程序不能接受 and then he says, "It's not accepted accounting procedure."
我说,你这白痴 I say, "You little pissant."
吃点这个 Try a little bit of, uh-
不错 - That looks good. - Yeah.
要点这个吗?他穿得太正式了 Want to get a load of that guy. He's, uh, overdressed.
-我的真痛-是吗?要我你揉揉吗? - Look, my feet really hurt. - Yeah? You want me to rub 'em?
大多数人不知道如何揉 You know, most people, they don't know how to rub feet.
以为要揉大趾,其实要揉关节 Think it's in the thumbs. It's the knuckles.
-放一点桉树油上去-跳舞吧 - Now put some eucalyptus oil on- - Just-Just dance.
-好-很好 - It's great. - Oh, it's great.
-很开心-我很兴奋 - I'm having a really good time. - I'm really excited about this.
-别管他-我不认识他 - Ignore him. Just ignore him. - I don't know him.
-这小子专门占人便宜-什么意思? - The guy's a goddamn knock-off artist. - What do you mean?
两栖玩具呀,他拿一万个大兵玩具 Amphibian? He takes 10,000 G.I. Joes...
加上氧气罩和蛙鞋,再包些海草 slaps some gills on 'em, webs their feet, packages 'em in seaweed.
-这本来不应该这样-红萝卜 - There's not supposed to be pieces in mousse. - Carrot.
-但玩具销路好呀-失陪 - But the toy sold, Paul. - Excuse me.
-嗨-嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
一样的人谈同样的话题 All the same people having all the same discussion.
好像是在重复83年派对 It's like they cloned some party in 1983...
不停转动 and kept spinning it out again and again and again.
我喜欢你那响娃娃的主意 I loved your ideas on the Squeezy Doll line.
谢谢 Thanks.
相当有眼光 They were so... incisive.
有眼光 "Incisive."
鱼子酱 It's beluga.
麦米伦每年都点 MacMillan orders it every year.
去跟他说要加薪 Sidle up to him and then ask for a raise.
干杯 Gesundheit.
你没事吧? You all right?
没事吧? - - You okay?
要不要水? You want a glass of water?
-喝些什么?-我想要杯奶昔可以吗? - Want something to drink? - Could I have a milk shake or something?
我的车在外面,走吧? I got a car outside. You wanna get outta here?
走吧! - Uh-huh. - Let's go.
小心 Watch it!
你看到了吗? - Did you see that?
我不太喜欢派对 I'm not really a big one for parties.
我较喜欢自在的场合 I like things that are a little more... intimate.
这是你的车? Wow! Is this your car?
公司的 Well, it's the company's car.
-这是我见过最型的-先生,请 - This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! - Yes, sir.
先生 Sir.
在办公室 Just seeing someone in the office...
很难真的了解他人 you don't really get a chance to know them.
但今晚跟你一起 Just being with you here, I really get a sense of-
使我真正了解你 - Of who you are.
-你要吃这薯条吗?-不吃了 - You gonna eat these fries? - No, no.
-司机先生,你要吃薯条吗?-不要,谢谢你了 - Hey, mister, you want some of these fries? - No. No, thank you.
在工作环境中很难 See, it's hard, in a business situation-
我是说有一种无形的隔阂 I mean, there's this invisible line, and- and even if-
即使你喜欢某人 even if you're attracted to someone-
你要打电话给谁 - - You're gonna call someone before-
不 - No.
我是说,在我现阶段 Uh, I mean, at this point in my life-
不要! - Don't-
不要玩这 Don't play with the ra- Leave the, uh- Don't-
我现在感到很无助,我…… I'm really vulnerable right now, you know, and l-
我是说,我喜欢我的工作 - I mean, I love my job.
而…… - And
-而我-逃生椅 - And l- - Ejector seat!
太好了 This is great!
上来 Hey, come on up.
-那是我住的地方-真的? - That was my apartment. - Really?
真想见识一下 - Yeah. - Love to see where you live.
你一直一个人住? Have you always lived alone?
不是 - No, not always. - Oh.
是最近还是…… Is it just recently, or-
-对,最近-过几天就可以 - Yeah. - Give yourself a couple of days. It'll pass.
据说要6星期 Oh. They said it was gonna take six weeks.
会很痛苦,但 Well, it can be painful, but...
否则也不会发明镇定剂吧? that's what they invented Xanax for, right?
小心 - Watch your step.
谢谢 Thank you.
我不知我们是否该做 I'm not sure we should do this yet.
做什么? - Do what? - Well-
我是说……我喜欢你,也愿意和你过夜 I mean, I like you, and l- I wanna spend the night with you.
你是说借宿? Do you mean sleep over?
对! Well, is-Yeah.
没问题,但我要在上面 Okay. But I get to be on top.
-你住这里-对 - You live here? - Yeah.
不错吧? It's nice, isn't it?
是 - Yeah.
你要汽水吗? - You, uh-You want a soda? - Huh?
-要汽水吗?-好 - Soda? You want one? - Yeah, sure.
我改装过,不必投币的 I rigged this up so you don't need any quarters.
-不行,不……-什么? - Aah! No. No. Don't. - What?
胶还没有干 The glue is not dry yet.
-抱歉,没关系-对不起! - Sorry. It's okay. - Sorry.
你没弄坏它 You didn't break it.
想玩弹珠机吗? - ## - You wanna play pinball?
-不要-你也不需投币,免费的 - No. - You don't need quarters for this either. It's free.
-不要,谢谢你-好吧! - No, thank you. - Okay.
-这是弹床吗?-是,你想跳吗? - Is that a trampoline? - Yeah. You wanna try it?
-不想-你该试试,很好玩的 - No. - You should. It's really fun.
而且很容易,来!来!你会喜欢的 It's simple too. Come on. You'll like it. And it's really easy too.
-你有酒吗?-脱掉鞋子 - Do you have some wine, maybe- - Take off your shoes.
跳几分钟 Oh, maybe for a few minutes.
很容易 It's easy. All right.
真的很容易,我把球弄开 It's really simple Let me just get my big balls off here.
-我看你玩就可以-上来,很好玩,我陪你跳 - No, really, l-l- I'll watch. - It's fun. I'll do it with you.
很好玩 Up. Excellent. All right.
-扶我起来-没问题! - Help me up? - Sure!
好了 - Okay. - ##
-跳!-你要我跳? - Okay. Jump. - You want me to jump.
对,跳! Yeah. Just jump.
-了,可以去喝洒了-不行,不行…… - There. Now can I have a drink? - No, no, no.
你看,要真正跳 Look, really jump. Stand there and get air. Go ahead.
站好后要跳上空中跳吧,要弹起来才算 Get some air between you and the tramp... oline.
了 - There.
不行,我陪你跳吧,我示范你看,来吧 Oh, come on. I'll do it with you, to show you how it goes.
跳!看见吗?就是这样,跳 Ready? Come on. Jump. See? That's all it is.
就是这样 That's all there is to it. Good.
好,好,对 There you go. There you go. Yeah.
很容易,任何人都会 It's easy. Anybody could do this.
你怎么做的? - Whoa! How'd you do that?
好 Good!
好,我从蒙古攻击中国 - Okay. I'm attacking China from Mongolia.
你干吗要抽? - Why do you smoke? - Oh.
是两点 - That's, uh- - That was two.
好 - Mmm, yeah. - Okay.
嗨 Oh. Hi.
-来-什么? - Here. - What?
挑一边 Pick one.
好,再试一次 Okay, try it again.
这一衹 That one.
送给你,是夜光指南针戒指 It's for you. It's a glow-in-the-dark compass ring.
你不会迷路 So you won't get lost.
晚安! Good night.
道琼斯工业指数 Jones Industrial Average-
昨晚快乐吗? Have fun last night?
当然 Sure. Yeah.
你很早便离开 Yeah. Yeah, you left pretty quick.
我送他回家 Gave him a ride home, Paul.
-他享受吗?-不是那回事 - Oh. Did he enjoy it? - Don't be ridiculous.
这就是我吧! Ah, that's me- Mr. Ridiculous.
笨老人一个 Just a silly old guy.
短期信用状…… Short-term credit conditions. Yields fell slightly-
我今晚不想出去 I don't feel like going out tonight.
-什么意思?他们是你的朋友-我知道 - What do you mean? They're your friends. - I know.
别转台,拜托 - Leave it! Leave it!
不要胡闹,行吗? - Would you quit it!
你什么都要玩吗? - Do you have to play with everything?
柏士健 - Baskin.
柏士健 Baskin?
你想打篮球吗?我懂 Wouldn't you rather play basketball? I know how to play that.
-我们可以组公司球队-不要 - We could be a team for the MacMillan Company. - No!
我运动不好,最拿手是计算机曲棍球 I'm not very good at sports, but I'll give it a try. My best sport's video hockey.
-那不算运动-也需要手眼配合 - That isn't a sport. - Well, it takes eye-to-hand coordination.
-要流汗的才算运动-高尔夫球也不流汗 - It's not a sport if you don't sweat. - What about golf?
也算运动呀!但不必坐让机器跑 And you're not sitting there letting some machine do all the work.
-赛车呢?-闭嘴!柏士健 - What about car racing? - Shut up, Baskin!
-有什么规则?-我已解释过 - What are the rules again? - I told you.
发球要过这条线黄线出界,21分胜,准备! Over the line on the serve. Yellow is out-of-bounds. Play to 21. Ready?
-抱歉!抱歉-1比0 - Sorry. Sorry. - One-nothin;
-等等-去拿起球,好孩子 - Hold it. - Get it! Get it! Get it! Attaboy.
-准备好了吗?-好了 - Okay. You ready? All right. - Yeah.
-精神可嘉-界内 - Ho ho! Nice try! - That was in.
2比0,2比0,准备,好,开跟 Two-zip. Just made it two-zip. Ready? Okay, here we go.
界内好 Oh! It's in. Good. Point.
怎么回事? Whoa! What's the matter-
等等,暂停,暂停! Wait a minute. Time out. Time!
反手 - Backhand! - Whoa!
-19比18-那一球没过线 - 19-18. - Uh, that was under the line.
-什么?-在界内,你说发球要过线 - What? - You said it had to be over the line on a serve.
-我没这样说-你说过,明明说要过这条线 - No, I didn't. - Yeah, you said it had to be over the line on a serve.
我没说过,快把球给我 No, I did not! Now, give me the goddamn ball!
你好奸诈! Well, that's cheating.
-球还给我行吗?-不行! - Give me the goddamn ball, will ya? - No!
-把球给我,小杂种-我要发球 - Give me the ball, you little shit. - It's my serve.
-把球给我,我没说过-你说了 - Give me the goddamn ball! I never said that! - Yes, you did.
把球给我 Give me the- Give me the ball.
把球给我 Give me the ball!
-球给……-这是新…… - Give me the- Give me the- - This is new.
球给我! - Come here. Give me the ball.
-好奸诈-球给我 - You're a cheater! - Give me the-
-我没奸诈-他很奸诈 - I do not cheat! - He cheats!
把球给我 Give me the ball!
把球给我 Give- Give me the- Give me the-
-把球给我-好了,重打吧 - Give me the ball! - All right, let's take it over. We'll take it over! Ow!
他不必打我 He didn't have to punch me.
我知道 I know.
他害怕你 -He's scared of you. Ohh.
-你不照他的规矩玩-我有照他的规矩玩,他打我 - You don't play his game. - I tried to play his game. He beat me up.
既然他怕我,为什么打我? If he's scared of me, then why did he punch me?
他打你是因为他害怕你 He punched you because he's scared of you.
-我不懂-他就是这种人 - I don't get it. - It's just the way he is.
什么都要竞? Everything's a fight with him.
所有人都是敌人 Everyone's an enemy.
这对他不衹是工作,是战? It's not just a job for him. It's a war.
那你为何这么好人? How come you're so nice?
-什么?-你工作也很努力,不像他那样 - What? - You work as hard as he does, and you're not like that.
你不是很了解我 You don't know me that well.
我了解 Yes, I do.
你是这里其中最好的人 You're one of the nicest people I've met.
你怎么可以这样纯真? How do you do it?
快攻,干得好 On the fast break. What a job. Let's get this done.
-在角落-尼克斯队加油 - It's in the corner- - Oh. Go Knicks.
太失望,?了 Oh! Heartbreak! He lost it.
需要一个新的中锋,晚安 Must need a new center. Good night.
请进 - - Come in.
-佐殊-嗨 - Hey, Josh. - Hi.
现在几点了? What time is it?
大概10点吧 - It's 10:00 or somethin'. - Mmm.
这么晚了还在这干吗? What are you doin' here so late?
我做完了太空爆破工 I finished up on the Astro Blaster.
觉得如何? So? What do you think?
还好 It's okay.
我明白你的意思 I know what you mean.
太空爆破工,激光力量,都是一样 Astro Blaster, Laser Might- They're all the goddamn same.
以前不是这样的 Wasn't always that way.
我记得有一个鸭子 I remember there was this duck once.
你是说放在浴缸的橡皮鸭? You mean, like, a-a rubber duck for the bath?
不 No, no, no. Just a...
是一衹木制的,会叫的鸭 little, wooden, quacky duck.
底部有一个发条,拉了之后就会走动 And a string on the bottom and you pulled him forward, he'd waddle from side to side.
我觉得 And I realized...
如果在头上做一个铰链 if you put the head on a hinge, just a little wooden dowel...
拉动之后,鸭嘴就会啄地 then the beak would peck at the ground when it pulls forward.
看到没? - See? Oh. -
我有过一个主意 - Just- I had an idea. -
过来看看 Look at this. Come over here.
你知道这是什么吗? You know what this is?
这是一份关于如何突破12岁界限的市场报告 It's a report on how to expand the heavy adventure market past the 12-year-old cutoff point.
-无法完成-为何? - You can't do that. It doesn't work. - Why not?
孩子总是会长大的 Y-You can't keep a kid from growing up.
13岁的男孩要的就是13岁的女孩 All a 13-year-old boy wants is a 13-year-old girl.
我真不知该如何解 And I sure don't know how to build one of those.
-这是什么?-你认为呢? - What's this? - What does it look like?
洗发露,剃刀,牙膏两条领带和运动节目带 Shampoo, razor, toothpaste, two neckties and your exercise tape.
-苏珊-我要回我的钥匙 - Susan- - And I want my keys back.
没问题 - Sure.
衹不过是皮外伤,会好的 It was just some scratches, honey. He'll get over it.
-和他没关系-那是如何? - It has nothing to do with him. - Oh, what is this, then?
你的复苏之日? Your one big moment of redemption?
听起来对我不错 Yeah. Yeah, that sounds good to me.
他衹是你另一块踏石 Come on, Susan. He's just another link in the chain.
最初是高菲,然后是汉伦 First it was Tom Caulfield. Then Handlen.
接是哥顿,然后是我,还漏了谁吗? Then Golding. Then me. Am I missing somebody?
今次是完全不同 It's not like that anymore.
柏士健有什么特别? What is so special about Baskin?
他是个成人 He's a grown-up.
苏珊 Susan-
我真不信你会提到哥顿 I can't believe you brought up Golding.
真不信你和他上床 Can't believe you slept with him.
接面粉团 Catch. Catch the dough. Catch!
一小块面粉团 A little piece of dough over there!
来了!抛给我 Here it come! Throw me the dough. Right here.
他接住了 He's really good!
意外惊喜 Surprise!
生日快乐 Happy birthday to you.
你呀 - You! - Hey.
这一次你会许什么愿? What are you gonna wish for this time?
我想到了!我们去买啤酒和色情杂志 I know what we can do. We can get some beers and some dirty magazines-
-不行!比利 -什么意思?当然可以,是你生日呀 - I can't, Billy. - What? Of course you can. It's your birthday.
-我要去其它地方-去哪里? - I have to go somewhere. - Where? Where?
我约了人…… well, I have to go meet somebody and-
-我们有整晚时间-我知道,可是,我衹是…… - Slag out all night. - Yeah, I know, but, see, l-I just-
现在不行,懂吗?我会给你电话,可以吧? Well, I can't right now. But I'll call you. All right?
可以吗?我给你电话 Okay? I'll give you a call.
再次谢谢你,比利,今晚真好玩 Thanks again, Billy! It was fun!
-嗨-嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
-要进来吗?-当然 - Do you want to come in? - Sure.
坐吧 Sit down.
-你想去了吗?-好!好…… - Wanna go? - Yeah! Yeah.
好 Okay.
再玩一次? Wanna go again?
你是怎么得分的? How come you have all these points?
因为我衹是轻打,你太用力了 'Cause I'm just tappin' 'em. You don't have to kill 'em.
劳顿,上场了 Rick Rhoden, on the mound.
拿过球 He takes the curve.
开跟投掷 Here's the windup and the pitch.
选一个奖品 - - Pick a prize.
那种车子可以驾驶 So they have these cars that you can actually drive...
衹是要沿路轨走所以不能真的在路上走 except they're on this rail, so you can't get off the road-
你嘴边有一大片芥辣在 - - You have a really big gob of mustard right-
-什么?-芥辣 - What? - Mustard.
-在哪里?-嘴边 - Where? - Right there.
没有了吗? - Is it gone? - Well-
那里 Here.
-没有了?-好了 - That gone? - Yeah.
你听 Listen.
音乐? Oh, the music?
想跳舞吗? Wanna dance?
跳舞? Dance?
-你不喜欢可以不跳-好呀!好! - We don't have to if you don't want to. - Okay. Okay.
-好!-好! - All right. - Okay.
你冷吗? - Are you cold? - Mm-mmm.
可以去喝热巧克力 - We could get some hot chocolate, you know. - Mm-mmm.
我外套给你穿 You can wear my jacket if you want.
-很好玩的-我怕 - Come on. It'll be fun. - I'm scared.
-你怕什么?有我在-好 - What are you worried about? You're with me, right? - All right. You're on.
我很久没跳过 Oh, I haven't done this in a long time.
你小时候是怎么样的? What were you like when you were younger?
我没什么区别 - Oh, well, I wasn't much different. -
我相信你的说话 I believe that about you.
我最近常想你 I've been thinking about you a lot.
像疯狂一样 It's crazy.
开车时想 In my car...
睡在床上想 lying in bed.
从没和你这样的人约会过 I've just never gone out with someone like you.
和其它男人一起要隐藏自己 With all the other men, there was so much to hide.
对你可无所不谈 I feel like I can tell you anything.
苏珊 Susan? Susan?
有件事我该告诉你 There's something I think I should tell you.
什么事? What?
你喜欢亮灯? You want the light on?
-早安!你好!布迪-早安 - Good morning. Hey, Brent! How are you? - Good morning!
-各位早!-佐殊 - Hi, everybody! - Hi, Josh!
佐殊,老弟 Josh. My man!
-早安!-早安 - Good morning. - Good morning.
-早安,先生-我想要杯咖啡 - Good morning, sir. - I'd like some coffee, please, Miss Patterson.
但你是不喝咖啡的 But you don't drink coffee.
还有……不要加糖 And, uh, make it black.
以前是个梦想 It was a dream, honey.
亚特兰大市很美,当奴很浪漫 Atlantic City was beautiful and Donald was so romantic-
我知道现在晚了但恭喜你,希斯太太 I know I'm late with this, but congratulations, Mrs. Hicks.
芭芭拉,你一定不相信的 Barbara, you are not going to believe this. Hold on.
你俩该去维蒙特,那里现在很漂亮 You know, you two should come to Vermont. It is so pretty up there now.
-我们在那过周年纪念-你衹看电视而已 - We spent our anniversary there. - All you did was watch TV.
-我也有弄爆米花-我们看益智性节目 - I popped popcorn too. - He likes that intellectual stuff.
有谁看过那部记录片 Anybody happen to see that great documentary about Columbus...
PBS播的哥伦布傅记? on PBS the other night?
没有,好不好看? - Mm-mmm. - Uh, no. Was it good?
-我不知道他共有4艘船-对,圣坦姬丝丁娜号 - I had no idea he had a fourth ship. - Yeah. The Santa Cristina.
-对!-是第二次冒险时才有的 - That's right. - He only had that on his second trip though.
-你也有看?-没有 - You saw it too. - No.
-可是,我过去有研究-真的? - But l-I used to... study, you know, the stuff, so- - Really?
-爹,我要你教一下代数-现在不行,亚当 - Dad, I need some help with my alge- - Uh, not now, Adam.
-可是你说过-有客人在! - Yeah, Dad, you said- - Adam, we have guests.
他今年的代数课很差补习什么都全试过 He's had the roughest time with algebra. We've tried tutors, everything.
-妈妈-代数?我也读过 - Mom! - With algebra? I used to study that too.
那不是很好吗? Isn't that nice?
看,别管X和Y什么的了 Okay, look. Forget all the X's and Y's stuff...
因为那是一些憎恨学生的老师发明的 "cause that was invented by some teacher that hates kids.
-好-假设大鸟伯德 - All right. - Let's imagine that Larry Bird...
每节比赛得十分 - is gonna score 10 points in a quarter, okay? - Yeah, okay.
-整场比赛会得几分?-简单,40分 - So how many points is he gonna score in the entire game? - That's easy- 40 points.
-没错,这就是代数-对!真的是? - Exactly. That's algebra. - Righ- It is?
好,一节得十分 Yeah. See? Okay, one quarter is to 10 points that he scores in a quarter...
就等于整场比赛4节…… just as four-
你说得对,他很不错 You're right. He's wonderful.
我知道 - I know. - Ohh!
-投手责任得分率,投篮得分百分比-很好 - For earned run averages, field goal percentages, whatever. - That's pretty cool.
我不想再听了 - I don't wanna hear it anymore. -
-你总是在……-这是我的家 - You constantly bring- What's home? - This is my house.
好,这是你的家,那你给钱啊 - What's home? Fine. It's your house, you pay for it. -
-比利,你拿起电话吗?-我正在做 - Billy, are you on the phone? - I'm doin' it.
-比利,放下电话-听你妈的 - Hey, Billy, get off the phone. - Listen to your mother.
他从没试过这样做 - Mmm. - He's never done this before.
-就像中了六合彩般-接美术设计部,快去 - Kind of like a sweepstakes. - Get the art department on the phone. Get them!
-收外卖三文治-多层还是单层的? - Send out for some sandwiches. - Cajun or deli?
明年再说吧,明年 Maybe next year, right? Next year.
-你做得到,我知道你能-我无法计划整个系列 - You can do it. I know you can. - I cannot plan a whole line.
全公司没人比你更了解玩具 Why? Nobody knows more about toys in this entire company than you.
苏珊这牵涉到营销和策略的问题呀! Susan, that means marketing and strategy and stuff.
-他衹要一份计划书-我不能…… - All he wants is a proposal. - I can't-
你提出概念,营销我来 - You come up with the ideas, and I'll handle the marketing. - Excuse me.
-但我……-来吧,一定会成功的 - But it- - Come on. It'll be neat.
好吧 Oh, l- I don't know.
-我对新玩具已没什么构思-你一向都有最好的主意 - I don't have any ideas for new toys or anything. - You've got great ideas.
你能遛狗吗? Cute. Can you walk the dog?
-不知道如何敲门?-对不起 - Forget how to knock? - Oh, I'm sorry.
你们等我! Hey! Hey, you guys! Wait up for me!
消费者部 "Department of Consumer Affairs"?
好,终于寄来了 Yeah, buddy! It came!
-功课太多了,你考试如何?-得了c - He gives too much homework. What'd you get on the test? - I got a "C."
-有《体育画报》吗?-有 - Do you have, like, Sports Illustrated? - Sure.
-给-两块二毛五 - Here. - Two and a quarter, kid.
-我买到了-好,漫画书 - Hey. I got it. - Oh, all right. Comic books.
-找钱-那是什么? - Change. - Say, what's that one?
-来换-那就是比利看的 - Trade. Yeah. - This one's got Billy in the coal mine.
我好像看过 Think I've read this one.
我跟你换《X元素》 I'll trade you for X-Factor.
顾客不再衹是读故事 It won't be like these, where you just follow the story along.
可以选择故事中不同枝节 You would actually make a whole different story appear just by pressing these buttons.
电子漫画书?有创意 An electronic comic book? That's amazing.
对!是活动漫画书,每一次看都不同 Yeah, a living comic book. It's gonna be different every time.
真不可思议,你真聪明 This is incredible. You're brilliant.
喜欢的话,可以重复再看 If you liked one, you could see it over and over and over again.
你真无与伦比 You're-You're wonderful.
你真的喜欢这主意? Do you really like it?
-真的?-真的 - Really? - Really.
-你想麦会喜欢吗?-不,我认为他会爱上这主意 - You think Mac'll like it? - I think he'll love it.
我们可以做运动漫画书可以盗垒之类 We could do sports comic books, where, like, if he's going to steal second or something.
有棒球,美式足球 We could have sports books- baseball, football.
任何运动都可以,还有曲棍球 It would work for almost any sport there is- hockey!
我们究竟在做什么? - Wh-What is it we're doing? - Huh?
这是怎么回事? W-What's going on here?
我们在工作 Well, you know, we're-
有问题吗? Something wrong?
-你不喜欢?-不是,不是…… - You don't like it? - No! No!
衹是…… It's-
我是说……如果不是认真的,没关系 I mean, if it's an affair, that's one thing.
如果是…… But if it's-
如果是会发展 i-if it's s-something else-
我们不定要现在搞清楚 Not that we have to know right now. We don't.
但如果可以发展的话,这个嘛…… But if we think that it could turn into something else, well-
你对这一切的感觉如何? How do you feel about all this?
我对什么的感觉? How do I feel about what?
你对……你对我的感觉 How do you- How do you f-feel about me?
这是什么意思? What is that supposed to mean?
对不起,柏士健先生还在开会 Oh, no. I'm sorry. Mr. Baskin is still in conference.
告诉他我又再打来 Yeah? Well, tell him I called again.
高柏志,K-O-P Kopecki. K-O-P-
E-K-E E-K-E. Yes, I can spell, young man.
是了……告诉他很重要 Yeah, right. Well, tell him it's important.
再见 Good-bye.
每页六个板块 Each page would be made out of six panels.
每本电子漫画书30也每两页一个选择 There will be 30 pages per electronic comic book, with a choice every two pages-
不,每三页一个选择 No, choice every three pages.
但我们的也需要上颜色,我说过了吗说过了,柏士健先生 - But ours will also be in color. Did I say that? - Yes, Mr. Baskin.
我们的,我没说准确,好,没事 Ours- Did I say- I didn't say that right. Yes. Well, whatever. Anyway-
-你有故事选择的单吗?-可能 - Do you have the list of story line options? - Maybe.
我能看吗? - - Can I see them?
或许 - - Maybe.
-那是什么声音?-什么? - What was that? That sound. - What? What?
你在干吗? - That. What are you doing? -
-那是什么?-让我看看你的手 - What is it? - Let me see your hand.
-是你做的吗?-不,别人做的 - Did you make this? - No, Petey made it. Here.
-有什么用?-把手放在这里 - What does it do? - Put your hand right there. Just put your hand right there.
把手放在这里,看 - Put your hand. Okay. Watch. -
-放上来-怎么样? - Put your hand on it. - What does it do?
很好玩 - - That's incredible.
很好 - That's great. -
-这是怎么弄的?-需要另一个人一起弄 - I don't get how it works. - Well, you need another person for it to work.
可能和狗一起也可以,我不知道 Although maybe it will work with a dog. I don't know.
好,我们继续工作吧 - All right. Let's get back to work.
你要咖啡吗? - - Do you want some coffee? Sure?
-苏珊-嗨 - Susan. - Oh, hi.
-你又工作得很晚?-我们正在…… - You working late again? - Yeah. Well, we were just-
-我去冲咖啡-你这几天看起来很不错 - I get- got some coffee. - You know, you're looking good these days.
-不-是的 - No. - Oh, yeah. You are.
我替你高兴 - Oh. - I'm happy for you.
替你们高兴,真的 - Oh. - Happy for both of you. I really am.
-晚安-晚安 - Night. - Night, darlin;
这是你的房子?房契是写我的名字的 It's your house? The deed's in my name.
我不管你养了什么人?你养了狗吗? I don't care who you raised. Did you raise gerbils and dogs?
我可不乱说 My tone is plenty civil.
我可不乱说,是谁每天做饭? My tone is plenty civil. Who's putting the food on your plate?
-这是我的房子-这是我的 - It's my house. - It's my house. I keep the house.
你老是说是你的但房契写的是我的名字 You keep sayin' that, but the deed's in my name.
詹妮说有个问题 Well, Jenny was saying that there was a problem-
嗨 Hi.
星期三比星期四好 - Well, Wednesday would be better than Thursday. -
-柏士健先生-对,有最主要的样品在我这 - Mr. Baskin can't be- - I have a key example right here.
你去了哪里?我找了你很久 Where you been? I've been trying to reach you forever.
-我正忙事,好吗?-收到名单了 - I'm in the middle of something, okay? - That's the list.
-衹要回电话就可以-给我一分钟好吗? - All you gotta do is call. - Can you give me a minute?
-继续-你在说什么?名单呀!在这里 - Yes. - What are you talking about? This is it. This is the list.
-你午饭时间再来好吗?我现在很忙-忙? - Would you come back at lunch? I'm busy right now- Hello? - Busy?
-比利!-你是否疯了? - Billy! - Are you outta your mind?
天,比利,柏德臣小姐拜托你再打电话给他们,和替我道歉 Jesus, Billy. Miss Patterson, get them on the phone-
这是我们一直在等的 This is what we've been waiting for.
我在办公,你不明白吗?我的期限快到了 I got work to do. Can't you understand that? I got a deadline to meet. God!
你自以为是什么? - Who the fuck do you think you are? - Hey!
你是佐殊.柏士健,记得吗?你在我家屋顶跌断手 Hey, you're Josh Baskin! Remember? You broke your arm on my roof! .
罗拔要打你时,还躲在我家地下室 You hid in my basement when Robert Tyson was about to rip your head off! .
你还是不明白,这件事很重要 You don't get it, do you? This is important!
我是你最好的朋友还有什么比这更重要? I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh?
还有,我比你大3个月 And I'm three months older than you are, asshole.
真糟糕 Stupid stuff.
我不需要他 Some friend. I don't need him.
臭外套 Stupid jacket.
佐殊 - Josh?
佐殊 Josh!
柏士健太太 Oh. Hi, Mrs. Baskin.
我衹是随便在他房间看看 I was just looking around in here.
-你头发长了-昨天才剪过 - Your hair's getting longer. - I got it cut yesterday.
他的生日过了 He had a birthday.
我知道 Yeah, l- I know.
这样子 I got him this anyway.
皮特.罗斯 - Pete Rose. - Yeah.
有这些特别的商店可以做 They have these special shops where they do that.
你要的话,我们可以均K…A You know, if you want, you can keep it until- until he-
他很快就会回来 He'll be coming back real soon.
一切都会没事 Everything's gonna be okay.
你处身于邪恶巫师的山洞
四周布满冰原侏儒的尸首 - "You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard.
溶掉……这巫师 All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs. "
你想用什么来熔掉他? - Melt wizard. -
“你想用什么来熔掉他?” - - "What do you want to melt him with?"
用电热棒 Throw thermal pod.
-去角落-不 - Race you to the corner! - No!
为何? - Why not?
-你老是嬴-我会让你嬴 - You always win. - I'll let you win.
散落的叶子 Spreading leaves!
吃饭了 Greg! Time for dinner!
再5分钟吧 Wait! Just five more minutes!
卡林太太,稍微向右一点 Mrs. Kaplan, in just a little bit to your right.
向右!向右! Your right. Your right.
卡林太太懂得分左右,实在太好了 Mrs. Kaplan knows her right and her left. Isn't that great?
大家笑一笑 Let's have some smiles. This is a joyous occasion.
不 No, no, no, just-
-我们去哪?-你们要去哪? - Where are we going? - Where do you guys wanna go?
谢谢 Thanks, mister!
好了 Got it. I got it. Got it.
-再来-好 - Hit a couple more! - All right.
去哪了?有点晚了 Where you been? It's kind of late.
我出去了 Oh, I was-was out.
出去哪? - Out where? -
散步 Just... took a walk.
佐殊,有问题吗? Josh, what's wrong?
什么事? What is it?
我有些事没告诉你因我担心你不会信 I haven't told you something because I didn't think that you were gonna believe me.
即使你相信我又担心你不会再喜欢我,因此…… And even if you did believe me, I didn't think that you were gonna like me anymore, so-
甜心,过来,你放心说吧 Oh, honey, come here. You can tell me anything.
是什么事? What?
我不是你想象中那样的人 Susan, I'm not what you think I am.
什么意思? Uh, what do you mean?
我认识你之前 Before I met you, I was in Little League.
是小学棒球队成员,我骑单车上学 Um, I was in Little League, and I rode my bike to school...
和同学玩游戏,跟他们一起去逛 and I played with my friends and hung out with them and-
佐殊,你究竟在说什么? What are you- What are you talking about?
我想回家 I want to go home.
我很挂念家人,苏珊,我要回家 I miss my family, Susan, and I want to go home.
-天,你已结婚-不是! - Oh, my God. You're married. - No.
-我就担心这一切都太完美-我没结婚 - This was too good to be true. There had to be something. - Susan, I'm not married.
-没有?-没有 - You're not? - No.
-我是小孩子-什么? - I'm a child. - What?
我是小孩子,苏珊 I'm a child, Susan...
还没准备迎接这一切 and I'm- I'm not ready for all of this.
太好了,实在太好了 Oh, that's fine. That is-That's just great.
事情是这样……别说了,我了解,你想说还不能做承诺 - You see, what happened- - No, I understand. "I'm not ready to make a commitment.
-还无法承担责任-不是的!你不明白 - I'm not ready to accept the responsibility." - No, you don't understand.
-我衹有13岁-谁不是? - I'm 13 years old. - Oh, and who isn't?
我内心也有小孩时的恐惧 You think that there isn't a frightened kid inside of me too?
不是,我的意思是,我真的衹有13岁 No, I mean I really am 13.
一天晚上我睡觉时,还是小孩次日醒来就变大人了 I went to bed one night and I was a kid, woke up the next morning, I was a grown-up.
对!我昨天还是扎马尾的学生你为什么要这样做? Oh, right. And yesterday I was a schoolgirl with pigtails. Why are you doing this, Josh?
在新泽西举行的嘉年华会 - There was this carnival in New Jersey. - Please.
-我对机器许了个愿,是许愿机-住口! - I made a wish on a machine called the Zoltar machine. - Oh, stop it.
那是许愿机头凹凸不平,像魔鬼一样 It was a Zoltar machine. It had this bobbing head, and it looked like a devil.
衹要在他口中投二十五分就可以许愿我照做了 If you got a quarter in the devil's mouth, you could make a wish, and I did.
我许愿希望自己变大我一直想告诉你 So I made a wish to be big. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
我变成了大人但实际上衹是一个小孩子 I changed into a grown-up, when I'm really just a kid.
很好,你是个小孩子 Fine, Josh, you're a kid.
我不知道你想告诉我什么? Look, I really don't know what it is that you're trying to tell me...
但明天要做很重要的报告 but we have a very big presentation to give tomorrow...
我要去睡觉了 so I'm gonna get some sleep.
“你的愿望已被批准”
喂 - Hello?
请问有许愿机吗? Yeah, do you have a Zoltar machine?
-没有,没听说过-好,谢谢 - Nope. Never heard of it. - Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
等等,我要买份报纸 Wait. I need a paper.
我拿条香口胶 Would you get me some gum?
谢谢 Thank you.
-这些给你,以防你需要-谢谢 - These are the notes, in case you want 'em. - Thank you.
要在有人进来之前,把卡片弄好 Well, should get the cards set up before everyone comes in.
好 Okay.
喂 - - Hello?
-请问有许愿机吗?-有一台 - Yeah, do you have a Zoltar machine? - Got one right here.
-真的?-是的 - You do? - Yeah.
好,谢谢你,太好了 Yeah! Yeah, thanks. That's great!
好 Yeah!
麦米伦玩具,我来转 MacMillan Toys. I'll transfer.
就在这里,纽约海滨公园 Right there. Sea Point Park, New York.
怎么样? Well?
什么事? - - Yes?
他们在等你,柏士健先生 They're waiting for you, Mr. Baskin.
-谢谢-再见 - Thanks. - See you around.
“纽约海滨公园”
里面内置平面屏幕可以看,还有图画 There's this flat screen on the inside with, uh, with pictures on it...
看到下面时,你要定主角该怎么做 and you read it, and you have to make a choice of what the character's gonna do.
如果你要他和恶龙斗你就要按这个纽 - lf he's gonna fight the dragon, you push one of the buttons- - Uh-
-保罗-我不明白 - Paul? - I don't get it.
保罗……别这样 - Well- - Paul, stop it.
这是一本漫画书 It's a comic book that-
里面有计算机芯片,可以做各种选择 See, there's a computer chip inside which stores the choices.
当你看到页尾时可以自己定故事的结局 So, when you reach the end of the page, you decide where the story goes.
-重点就在这-很好,苏珊 - That's the point. - Terrific, Susan.
让小孩子自己定 The kid makes his own decision.
-有这个可能吗?-有 - This is really possible? - Yeah.
衹是很简单的程序,对不对? In fact, it's a very simple program. Isn't that right?
做完所有选择后怎么办? So what happens when you run out of choices?
这是窍门所在可以再卖不同的历险软件 That's the great thing. You can just sell different adventures.
衹要插入新的软件就可以做全新的选择 Just pop in a brand-new disk, and you get a whole new set of options.
甚至可在漫画书摊上卖呀 - We could market this on a comic book rack. - Mm-hmm.
-我马上回来-成本要多少? - I'll be right back. - How much would the unit cost?
初步估计是7…… Our initial figure is around seven-
7元左右 Around seven dollars...
零售价大约是18元9角5分 with a retail cost of about $18.95.
你要一个小孩子花19元买本漫画书? You expect a kid to pay $ 19 for a comic book?
我认为小孩子…… I think a kid-
失陪一下 Will you excuse me?
-怎么了?-别管 - What's going on? - Let 'em be.
佐殊 Josh?
佐殊 Josh? Oh.
载我去纽约海滨公园好吗? - More. - Will you take me to Sea Point Park, New York?
-上来-海滨公园?佐殊 - Get in. - Sea Point Park? Josh!
-别这么快-抱歉,这里 - Hey! Not so fast! - Sorry. Here.
佐殊!佐殊 Josh! Josh!
回家见 See you back home!
-对不起!你认识他?认识佐殊吗?-对! - Excuse me. Do you know him? You know Josh? - Yeah. Yeah.
-告诉我他去哪里?-你是谁? - Look, you have to tell me where he went. - Who are you?
我是……是他女朋友 I'm- I'm his girlfriend.
-我是比利-告诉我他去哪里? - Billy Kopecki. - You have to tell me where he went. Where did he go?
请你告诉我 Please tell me.
告诉我! Tell me!
这里找出租车很难,谢谢 It's tough to find a cab out here. Thanks.
启动呀!他妈的 - Work, damn it! -
“请许愿”
我希望我变回小孩 I wish I was a kid again.
-佐殊-苏珊? - Josh? - Susan.
你不能这样一走了之 You know, you don't walk out on somebody.
不能这样一声不响,就结束这一切 You don't just get up and leave and- and- and walk out like that.
-你不能这么做-我知道,真的很对不起 - You don't do that. - I know. I know. I'm really sorry.
真的很抱歉,可是我不知道该怎么做? I'm really sorry, but I didn't know what to do.
我不知道该怎么说 I didn't know what to say.
天! Oh, God.
你的愿望应验了 You got your wish.
-我一直想告诉你-是我没有听 - I tried to tell you. - I didn't listen.
-是我不肯听-我昨晚就想告诉你 - I guess I didn't hear you, or- or want to, or- - I tried to tell you last night.
-就算我听了,我怎么知道?-我想过这些事 - How would I have- Even if I did listen, how would I know? - I've been thinking about this.
-我怎么会知道呀?-我仔细想过 - Why would I know that? - I've been trying-
我有充分的理由回家 I've been thinking about it, and there's a million reasons for me to go home...
但衹有一个理由留下来 but there's only one reason for me to stay.
什么理由? What-What reason is that?
是你! Well, you.
别这样! Oh, come on. Come on.
别这样 Come on. Come on. Come on.
你究竟多大?15岁?16岁? So, uh, what- what are you, 15, 16?
我衹有13岁 I'm- I'm 13.
难怪! Well, that explains it.
或许你可以跟我走 Maybe you could come with me.
不 No.
-不行……-为什么? - No, l- - Why not?
我已经过13岁 I've- I've been there before.
第一次已经辛苦 It's hard enough the first time.
懂我意思吗? You know what I mean?
你不会了解的 You don't know what I mean.
我送你回家吧 Come on. I'll drive you home.
-对不起-我会没事的 - I'm sorry. - No, I'll be okay.
你也会很好 You'll be fine.
再过十年,谁知道? Ten years, who knows?
把我的电话号码留 Maybe you should hold on to my number.
原来你住这里 So this is where you live.
-哪一间?-那一间 - Which one is it? - The one right there.
很漂亮 Oh. It's nice.
我会想念你 I'm gonna miss you.
我也会 I'm gonna miss you too.
-你会把我忘记-我不会 - You won't even remember me. - Oh, yes, I will.
再见 Bye.
妈! Ma?
-妈!是我-佐殊 - Ma, it's me. - Josh?
佐殊,佐殊 Josh? Josh!
天!感谢上帝,你回来了 Oh, my God! Oh, thank God you're home!
妈,我好挂念你们 Oh, Ma, I missed you all so much.
-我打得不好-什么意思? - I'm just not good enough. - What are you talking about?
你每次用塑料棒球都打出界 You've been hitting the ball over the fence almost every time in stickball.
你得改用更大的棒子了 You just gotta get used to a fatter bat.
-你认为我做的到?-当然! - You really think I could do it? - Yeah.
走吧,吃完晚饭再打 Come on. We'll hit some after supper.
好!我会给你电话 Okay, I'll call for you.